‘Er, Jane? What exactly are you doing to that turkey with my Shibari rope?’
‘Toy with me Tuesday.’
‘I’m not even going to ask.’
‘Probably best not to.’
‘Just make sure you clean it thoroughly afterwards.’
‘Salmonella’s a hard limit, yes?’
‘Don’t be cheeky.’
Who said poultry bondage can’t be sexy? 
My Toy with me Tuesday entry for this week is inspired by two things: Christmas and Fifty Shades of Chicken, which I discovered a few weeks ago. Bloody hilarious.
I couldn’t decide which of these two pictures I liked the best – with holly or without – so have decided to include both. Which do you prefer?
Right, off to wash the Shibari rope before it’s contaminated any further …
I didn’t know potential salmonella could be so attractive.
I prefer the picture without the holly.
Lol! Yes, even though it’s not as overtly festive, I think I’m starting to lean towards the simplicity of the sans holly shot, too …
I like with the holly
Hope you don’t manage to poison anyone!
There’s has been some intensive rope cleaning; now it just needs to pass the owner’s inspection later this evening! *gulp*
The 1st photo made me giggle, even before I read the funny commentary. I also prefer the one with the holly
xxPenny
Pleased it made you laugh
(I can confirm the rope is now clean, too!) x
I think I like it best with the Holly, just makes it super festive! Great picture!
Thanks, Scarlet. x