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Dec 04

Toy with me Tuesday: Shibari Christmas turkey

Tuesday, December 4, 2012 AT 11:38AM

 

‘Er, Jane? What exactly are you doing to that turkey with my Shibari rope?’
‘Toy with me Tuesday.’
‘I’m not even going to ask.’
‘Probably best not to.’
‘Just make sure you clean it thoroughly afterwards.’
‘Salmonella’s a hard limit, yes?’
‘Don’t be cheeky.’

Who said poultry bondage can’t be sexy? :-) Continue reading →

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