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Mar 31

Sinful Sunday: My favourite place

Sunday, March 31, 2013 AT 10:59AM

My Favourite Place

I love this part of his body. The way it smells. The way it looks. The way my head fits beneath his chin and the feeling of the hair on his chest pressing against my cheek. Continue reading →

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