In this week’s Alert Me: BDSM with chicken (no, I’m not making that up), a new eBook subscription service, and a sudden surge in Canadian sex toy sales.
Fifty Shades of Chicken
Source: http://www.fiftyshadesofchicken.com/
‘Pro-tip: Spatchcocked or trussed? Depends on how sarcastic your chicken has been.’
Thanks to author Andrew Shaffer (@andrewtshaffer), I am now following erotic poultry on Twitter (@50ShadesChicken) and considering buying a BDSM chicken cookbook. Clearly, I’m plucked.
Fifty Shades of Chicken by F.L. Fowler was released on 27 November and is the kinky person’s answer to white meat:
‘Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.’
Not particularly skilled in the kitchen? More comfortable with Shibari than stuffing? Don’t panic, Fifty Shades of Chicken caters for all comers: ‘The Novice Bird’ (easy recipes for roasters), ‘Falling to Pieces’ (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and ‘Advanced Techniques’ (the climax of cooking).
‘Getting tied up shouldn’t be this hot. Clear juices flow down my thighs, yes, but my breast? Dry.’
Fifty Shades of Chicken is available from:
booxl, Another Spotify for Ebooks Slated to Launch in Beta This February
Source: digitalbookworld.com
SkyInk Studios recently announced that they’ll be launching an eBook subscription service by the name of booxl. Similar to Netflix and Spotify, it will allow those who sign up to view eBooks and book apps through their eReaders and tablets.
I think this is a great idea but what really interests me is SykInk’s assertion that booxl will be a ‘multi-genre’ platform featuring ‘fiction, non-fiction, reference, education and even digital magazines and comics’.
No word on subscription pricing as yet.
Sex toy sales in Canada rise due to NHL lockout
Source: News Fix
‘Honey, since there’s no game on, can I peg you?’
It seems that less hockey = more sex. Or, rather, an increase in the use of sex toys. Apparently, Canadian retailers have seen a 15 percent surge in sales following the NHL lockout, as people look for different ways to spend their down time.
Puns abound in this News Fix article (‘a good puck is hard to come by’, ‘Ohhhh Canada!’) and the accompanying video is like an over-wrought summer blockbuster trailer, but for sheer entertainment value, it’s hilarious. And can I just say: Canada, I like your thinking!