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Soap

Image: Lux soap by Mario Spann 

Happy Friday, all!

Today, a final Scene teaser to kick off the weekend, which (all limbs crossed) should be available to purchase via The Zon within the next 24 hours. This excerpt is taken from a story titled Soap and was a blast to write, although, at times, I did question whether it might squick my readers out. Ah, well. Nothing ventured and all that. If you love the idea of punishment and being taught a lesson? This one’s DEFINITELY for you …

*Missed the first Scene teaser, An Unexpected Fare? You can find it here.

 

SOAP

I scramble onto the bed and lie my still-damp body down on the rumpled white sheets.

The seconds tick by. Then the minutes.

When he finally reappears the wash of relief makes my eyes prickle. But then I see the soap in his hand. “So,” he says coldly, peeling back the wrapper to reveal a snowy-white bar. “It seems we have two issues.” He crumples the paper and drops it to the floor. “One,” he pins me with his icy blue eyes, “lying.”

I shake my head. “I’m so sorry. I had every intention of–

The frigid look he gives me kills my apology dead.

“Two,” he continues, his mouth twisting with annoyance “your aversion to both my cum and your own.” He takes a step towards the bed and I clutch at the sheet beneath me. “The first,’ he says, placing a knee on the mattress and leaning down to press a palm to my forehead, “I think we can deal with very effectively with this.” He brings the bar of soap to my mouth. “Open.” Continue reading

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I suspect that those of you who are regular visitors to Chintz already know that I have a bit of a thing for BDSM (No, Jane! Really?!), so it should come as no great surprise to learn that Scene, the collection of sexy, sinful shorts I’ve been working on for the past month or so is, well, a wee bit kinky.

Last Friday, I revealed the cover. Today – and over the coming week – I’d like to tease you a little about what’s lurking behind it. What sorts of stories have I written, exactly? What manner of delicious perviness might you expect to find within? Perhaps the blurb will give you a bit of a clue … Continue reading

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The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #64? Start with the rules, come back November1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

I am Sexy at Every Size
Censored? Never By My Hand #DarkErotica #BDSM
Hovering

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Show Me, Daddy
The pride of being a dom

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Ask Better Questions

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You may have noticed, dear readers, that things have been rather quiet around here lately. I’ve not been posting quite as frequently as usual and that’s because I’ve made a decision to focus the majority of my time on writing rather than blogging. Trying to maintain a balance between the two has proved somewhat tricky over the past year and, bluntly, I’ve come to the conclusion that I just don’t have enough hours in the day to do both.

So, what does that mean in real terms? Well, that I’ll still be posting about all the stuff I normally do but less frequently. And, of course, there will be a little more emphasis on the stories I’m working on going forwards. To that end, I’m really, really excited to announce that I have a little collection of shorts in the pipeline, which, all going to plan, should be available to purchase, courtesy of the Zon, in the next week or so. If you’re a fan of voyeurism – with a little side-order of erotic humiliation – then this dirty little number will likely be right up your alley. Do I have a cover? Why, yes! Yes, I do:

Scene

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Sex Blogger Life: Real Talk

Selfies, Shame and Safety

‘Dress me like a slut and punish my cock’

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I live in a sex-positive bubble.

Wicked Wednesday: Silent Memories

 

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Are you guilty of slut-shaming sex doll lovers?

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Crawling on the floor

Image: C. Kennedy Garrett via Wikimedia Commons

I’ve been doing a fair bit of writing and plotting over the past few weeks (hence the lack of curtain twitching) and today I’d like to share with you a little snippet from a tale I first introduced in my Wicked Wednesday post, Beginnings, a few weeks back. The second in a set of three stories that I’ve written exploring mild erotic humiliation, Diana’s been very enjoyable to pen, although I did have to do a bit of creative editing when I realised I’d married a violet wand and a piece of metal in a way that I shouldn’t have. (Oh, the perils of writing about electrical play!) Anyway, happy Friday and I hope you enjoy this little taster.

Jane xxx

*Please note that this short was originally titled Doctor’s Orders and you can find the first part of the story here. Continue reading

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Bloggers, please
I Touch Myself
Stunt Porn / People Porn

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Is sex unsexy? A ‘His & Hers’ post
Van Gogh, an erotic author and a selfie…

 

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His Desires

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I’ve been editing like crazy these past two weeks. Engaging in a veritable red pen/tracked-changes orgy in an effort to streamline and generally improve 60,000 words of smut. Culling unnecessary ‘frequent offenders’ (begone, evil ‘that’!) and chopping the heads off erotic clichés. But holy moly. Do you know how many of the latter there are out there? So many sexual metaphor bear traps, people. So many! And as I identified various offending turns of phrase (both in my work and while researching the work of others) I got to thinking about what some of these would look like when taken, er, literally …

 

‘Exploding’ Cock

A condition that commonly affects male protagonists at the point of orgasm, e.g. “his cock exploded”.

Exploding Cock

‘Dripping’ Pussy

I’m actually surprised there’s not an emergency call-out service for this one. The potential for turned-on women flooding houses seems rather alarming. Continue reading

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~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Shame Hurts

Of Cocks and Cunts: The Language of Erotica

#RealBodiesAreSexy

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

I may never suck another cock, but I’m still

The sofa

 

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