This week’s Internet alert pearls include a Crimestoppers call for help to those who may have witnessed a sex toy theft, an extremely amusing look at awful sex scenes in books by comedian Ken Levine, and an article the charts the history of the vibrator.

 

Crimestoppers seeks info on sex toy theft

Source: www.wataugademocrat.com

‘The suspect stole two sex toys, lubricant and adult DVDs, according to police.’

Well, no prizes for guessing what he’s going to do with those. Clearly, a night alone with his hand didn’t hold a great deal of appeal for this particular perpetrator. Although the thing that really made me giggle when reading this article? The name of the street upon which the store, Night Secrets, is located: ‘Blowing Rock Road’. Could this sex shop’s locale be any more perfect? (I’m guessing they aren’t going to want the stolen items back if the pilferer is eventually caught …) Continue reading →