The week’s Halloween-themed Sinful Sunday is celebrating all things spooky and wicked and sexy, and I cannot wait to see what everyone comes up with for this prompt. I went on a bit of a rampage in the local junk shop earlier this week and ended up with a number of potential props, including plastic spiders, centipedes and severed hands but, in the end, it was this $2.00 paper lantern that won the day. Now I just need to cross my fingers and hope that M responds to my Bat Signal … Continue reading
Toy Box
Sinful Sunday: Storm in an A-Cup
Small can still be fun. Continue reading
Sinful Sunday: Drip
I’ve been eyeing my glass showerscreen up as a potential Sinful Sunday prop for a while …
Sinful Sunday: Tea
“Women, female, feminine…. show me what those words mean to you.”
As you may have deduced from the quote above, the Sinful Sunday prompt for this month is ‘All About the Women’. I had a number of ideas for this brief but, in the end, I decided to shoot a picture that reflected facets of me, Jane, and my own personal femininity.
A woman who likes to wear pearls (of all kinds).
A woman who likes to wear skirts and twin-sets (often with something a little less traditional underneath).
A woman who is, well, a woman despite her boyish shape. Continue reading
Sinful Sunday: Pink
Well, you already know that I think masturbation rocks. But can I just say that taking a picture for Sinful Sunday is a bloody fantastic form of foreplay? The camera was discarded pretty quickly after M took this shot …
Freebies and Discounts: super-hot knickers for a song, a vagina I don’t understand, and hot Scotsmen
Sexy bargains from around the Interweb.
*Please note: at the time of posting, the eBooks listed below were free, however you should definitely check that’s still the case before you go wild with the ‘Buy Now With One Click’ button.
Coco de Mer – Oh, Pants!
There is a seriously good sale on at Coco de Mer, my lovelies – up to 70% off certain styles. If you’re a pants-slash-lingerie fan (as I am) and you’re of the opinion that less is more – particularly around the ‘cheek’ area – you need to run over to their site ASAP. Personal favourites? The hot (HOT) pink Aveta Ouvert for £21.00 and the Lascivious Bang Hook and Eye suspender belt for a mere £33.00. (I know suspenders aren’t technically ‘knickers’ but this get-up is seriously, seriously sexy, more of a playsuit, and it shows a whole lot of flesh.)
Click here for the Coco de Mer sale page.
A ‘Muscle Purse’?
Title: Vagina Mundi
Author: Wol-vriey
I have no idea what this is actually about, even after reading the blurb below, but it sounds very wacky and original. And it’s free, free, free so what’ve you got to lose?
“Rachel Risk is a professional thief with super-strong hair that can stretch like tentacles to manipulate objects.
Ashley Status has both a digitally augmented brain, and ‘muscle-purses’ in her arms and legs in which she stores inflatable objects—cars, guns, rocket launchers, etc .
When Raye is framed as the fall girl in a jewel robbery, the pair flee Chicago’s vengeful robot gangsters and take refuge in the Hotel Bizarre, where the gorgeous ‘vagina singer,’ Femina, is performing for a week.
But the Hotel Bizarre is even stranger than its name suggests, and very soon Raye and Ash are involved in an deadly adventure, a struggle for survival the likes of which they’d never imagined possible—with loads of deviant sex, drugs, music, and violence at every turn.
And just what is the old woman in the skin desert really doing with all those cats glued to her walls?
Vagina Mundi—a Bizarro Hymn in praise of WOMAN!”
Capture Fantasy Alert
Title: The Highlander’s Prize
Author: Mary Wine
This one I’m posting largely because I know there are a few of you out there on an Outlander jag. If you’ve no idea what I’m talking about and have not yet seen the trailer for the new Starz series based on Diana Gabaldon’s popular book series, may I direct your attention to the clip below. In episode one, I can confirm that there’s a hot, rough Scotsman in a kilt who threatens to throw a woman over his shoulder if she doesn’t come willingly. Enough said.
“BASTARD ROYAL DAUGHTER, PAWN IN A DEADLY GAME
Sent to Scotland to be the king’s mistress and produce an heir, Clarrisa of York has never needed a miracle more. But the brusque Highland laird who kidnaps her is a bit too rough to be considered divine intervention.
HE’LL DO ANYTHING TO THWART HIS KING
With rival lairds determined to steal Clarrisa from him and royal henchmen searching for her all over the Highlands, Laird Broen MacNicols has a mess on his hands. Worse yet, there’s a magnetic attraction between them, although he’s betrothed to another. But even an independent–minded lady like Clarrisa knows that a Highlander always claims his prize…”
- To download The Highlander’s Prize from Amazon.com, click here.
- To download The Highlander’s Prize from Amazon.co.uk, click here.
Have an amazing weekend, all.
Jane x
Sinful Sunday: Available Light
This month’s Sinful Sunday challenge was ‘silhouette’ and, man, was it a tricky one.
First I tried silhouetting myself against the porch light. Then against the garage sensor light. Then against the bathroom light. Then against one of M’s DIY painting spots. In the end, though, it came down to a cheap IKEA lamp and practically sticking my boob and the clover clamp on top of the bulb.
Review: Fucking Sculptures G-Spoon (Large)
As you may know, I am a big fan of dildos – glass ones in particular. They’re body-safe, easy to clean, look lovely and have a firmness to them that’s hard to beat. It goes without saying, too, that they don’t need to be re-charged or re-batteried at inopportune moments. However, up until a few months ago, I’d always opted for glass dildos constructed of borosilicate (Pyrex), due to the material’s well-publicised ability to withstand extremes of heat or, more technically, ‘thermal shock’.
Enter the awesomely-named Fucking Sculptures (whose taglines are some of the best I’ve ever come across (pun intended): “As unique as you are. Hand-sculpted, fine fucking art” and “Where sex meets art, then fucks itself”) and their stunning soda-lime glass creations. Continue reading
Sinful Sunday: The Golden Whore
This picture was taken in one of the remotest regions in New Zealand – as in “next stop: Antarctica”. No roads, no settlements, no nothing for miles. Just thick bush, the Southern Ocean, and the slowly deteriorating relics of the region’s gold-mining boom, which took place in the late 1800s.
I had to take off from the guys I was working with under the guise of a loo break to get this shot (longest wee in history) and I’m really hoping that it qualifies for Curvaceous Dee’s Scavenger Hunt meme as well as Sinful Sunday but I’m not sure I’m quite exposed enough for the former. In defence of the bra and waterproof trousers I’m wearing, the sandflies were the size of jumbo jets, relentless in their pursuit of flesh, and I had to struggle out of three layers of thermals to get my top half even that exposed. Oh, and my boots and feet were absolutely coated in mud as we’d just waded through some bogs. Continue reading